Cancer? Which supplements could kill you?

If you've got cancer, the supplement that can save your hospital roommate could make you sicker...even kill you.

"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!"
His doctor told him. But in a desperate search with just weeks to live, Dr. Robert Fishbein, M.D. found the only doctor who could save his life--but it would cost him his career...

"Genius is seeing what everyone else sees
and thinking what no one else thinks.
Revici is a genius."

Dr. Robert Fishbein, M.D.
Cured of terminal brain cancer by Dr. Revici.
(Still alive after 45 years!)

"There was Hippocrates, there was Galen,
and then there was Paracelsus.
He [Dr. Revici] is among them."

Professor Gerhard Schrauzer
Editor, Biological Element Trace Research

Whether you have stage 1, stage 2, stage 3 or stage 4 cancer, you'll want to get your hands on this book.

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
PS. Be sure to go ahead and out how my $10 cancer cure is starting to help those who have tried it:

http://itsnotjustforsex.blogspot.com/2008/09/she-said-my-knife-piercing-pain-is.html
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The Doctor Who Cures Cancer, miracle cure?

Outside The Medical Mainstream,
Dr. Emanuel Revici Was 'Quietly' Performing
Unheard-Of Cancer Miracles

Before chemotherapy and radiation became the standard, Dr. Revici was already making massive inroads into fighting cancer. He had developed effective treatments for reversing tumors, even in Stage IV cancer patients!

Consider the story of Melinda, who in 1948 was a fifteen-month-old girl with cancer of the bowel. It had spread to her lymph nodes, and she was given just two months to live.

But under Dr. Revici's care—and without surgery, chemo, or radiation—her tumor disappeared and she was alive and well seven years later!

Or Francis, who contracted cancer of the tongue in 1942. This type of cancer is typically exquisitely painful and must be removed by surgery.

But without surgery and with Dr. Revici's method, the lesion vanished with no recurrence for at least 13 years!

Dr. Brenner examined many of Dr. Revici's records. He reported...

"[Revici] has cured many people who were otherwise considered incurable... It is my professional opinion that his medicines have worked for many of the patients whose records I have examined."

"I've seen the case reports. I agree with what Dr. Brenner says."

Rudy Falk, M.D.
Director of Surgical Oncology
Toronto General Hospital
In a 1988 sworn testimony

Not only that, his medicines have little to no side effects. What a stark contrast to chemo and radiation!

"Every patient in this institution is free of, or practically free of, pain without the use of narcotics... This ability to relieve intractable pain is a great contribution."

C. A. Calhoun. M.D.

Whether you have stage 1, stage 2, stage 3 or stage 4 cancer, you'll want to get your hands on this book.

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
PS. Be sure to go ahead and check out how my $10 cancer cure is starting to help those who have tried it:

http://itsnotjustforsex.blogspot.com/2008/09/she-said-my-knife-piercing-pain-is.html
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The Doctor Who Cures Cancer, what people are saying

"Dr. Revici's work is an excellent example of advances in medicine that are far beyond the scope of orthodox medicine."

Robert Atkins, M.D.
Author of Dr. Atkins New Diet Revolution

"We had a conversation with a couple outside the office. They were both members of Mensa, the club for people with extremely high I.Q.'s. They said Dr. Revici had taken the test, but his score was too high to be accurately measured."

Allan Hamilton

"I have read a lot of books yet none of them were as clear and interesting as this book. It's the only one in the last 60 or 70 books that I couldn't put down."

Raquel Sanchez, M.D.
Panama City Beach, FL

"Kelley, I love your writing style. Easily readable, honest, assertive, great sense of humor. You have to continue to write."

Lyudmila Lachac
East Norwich, NY

Whether you have stage 1, stage 2, stage 3 or stage 4 cancer, you'll want to get your hands on this book.

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
PS. Be sure to go ahead and check out how my $10 cancer cure is starting to help those who have tried it:

http://itsnotjustforsex.blogspot.com/2008/09/she-said-my-knife-piercing-pain-is.html
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The Doctor Who Cures Cancer, Prologue

Prologue from The Doctor Who Cures Cancer

"You requested that I look into Dr. Revici's treatment of cancer. This I did, and find it far beyond my wildest expectations.... His results are amazing..."

- Louis E. Burns, M.D., 1955

"We can cure this disease if we can get a national effort behind it."

- Sam Donaldson, ABC News, 1996

Two weeks before little Issy was taken to see Emanuel Revici, M.D., her doctors at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) had estimated she had two or three weeks left to live.

Five-hundred-thousand dollars of prior medical treatments had not cured her because a grapefruit-sized tumor pressed against the four-year-old's large intestine and liver. Meanwhile, the malignant growth had sprouted a six-foot predatory spider leg that wrapped itself around her spine. In addition, one of her chemotherapy sessions at CHOP had injured her kidneys and bladder, according to her father, Vernon Morin.

The Morins were cautioned by Issy's doctors that their daughter would probably die a painful death, although they would prescribe some narcotics to try to reduce her pain. The only "good" news they had to offer was that the end would come quickly.

Her parents would not give up, however. Two days after starting Dr. Revici's treatment, Issy's pain disappeared, so she no longer needed any pain killers. The first office visit cost less than $200. The medicine was free.

Issy spent that summer playing and swimming in the river behind her parent's home. As her treatment continued, she gained weight, began to grow, returned to preschool, and started ballet classes. Her sweet and playful disposition returned as well.

After nine months of Revici's care, Issy's grapefruit-sized tumor was smaller than a golf ball. The dangerous spider leg was dead. Where tests had previously shown 98% cancer cells in her peripheral blood, now there were none.

Meanwhile—when no one else could help Issy Morin—the state of New York yanked Dr. Revici's medical license.

Nor was Issy's battle over. The long-term effects of her kidney damage caused her to go into shock. But the people who said Issy would only last a few weeks had not referred her to a kidney specialist. Issy could overcome the cancer, but like Revici, she was no match for the medical establishment. Five months after her first coma, Issy surrendered for the last time.

Was it just luck that caused Issy's tumor to shrink so much? Why did the invasive spider leg shrivel up and go away? Well, consider that the 100-year-old Dr. Revici has had six decades of success with cancer patients who have benefited from his discoveries. Those patients were just as lucky and just as spontaneously healed as little Issy, for Dr. Revici is the doctor who cures cancer.

More than thirty years ago, Dr. John Heller, who was then the medical director of Sloan-Kettering Memorial Cancer Center, privately said of Dr. Revici, "I've known him for ten years. I don't know how he does it, but people walk in dead and walk out alive." This is the story of that man and his many lucky patients, and of a medical establishment that has fought him every step of the way.

Who is Dr. Revici, what has he discovered, and why do his patients consider him to be a miracle worker? Furthermore, how did the forces of conventional medicine stop him from helping the vulnerable Issies of the world?

Perhaps more importantly, what do Revici's discoveries mean for the future of cancer treatment and other conditions, such as AIDS and drug addiction, and how can we personally benefit from his work? The answers to those questions—and more—start with an exploding ambulance.

This method applies to any stage of cancer...any stage, including stage 4 cancer.

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
Together we can cure cancer - one person at a time!

PS. Want to know how I cured my own stage 4 cancer in two weeks?
http://itsnotjustforsex.blogspot.com/2008/09/she-said-my-knife-piercing-pain-is.html

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She said, "my stabbing, knife piercing pain" is "completely gone". And so is the lump!

I started sharing my $20 'grocery store' cure for cancer recently.

It took a while before anyone was willing to try it. But then a woman
wrote to say that her breast cancer appeared to be gone. She said it
took two weeks. She can no longer feel the lump. If any of it remains,
it's too small to palpate at this point.

Then a man wrote about his 10-inch colon cancer tumor. He's been
bleeding, suffering from fatiguing pain, and flatulence. Since
starting, from the very first day, he has become symptom free. He
wrote to say, it's the best he has felt in over a year.

Next a woman wrote to say that the pain from her cancer in her jaw
bone had gone down from the very first pepper and garlic meal. She
wrote that her head had felt like cement prior to eating the pepper
and garlic. But now it feels light and clean. She said her bones felt
clean all over.

These are just the beginnings. I expect more and more cancer sufferers to try it, and more people spreading the good news like wildfire. It wouldn't surprise me if the cure becomes common knowledge by Independence Day of next year...maybe sooner.

You're invited to share the link with your buddy list. If you have a blog, please do your thing to link here.

Here's the link for the recipe:

http://hubpages.com/hub/How-I-Cured-Stage-4-Cancer-in-Two-Weeks-For-Less-Than-The-Cost-Of-A-Night-At-The-Movies

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
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What's "In" and What's "Out" in 2008

Out: Barak - In: Barakuuuuda

Out: B. Hussein Obama - In: B. Insane Obama

Out: "Change you can believe in." - In: "Changing is coming!"

Out: "Save the polar bears." - In: Mooseburgers

Out: Community Organizer - In: Mayors

Out: Rev. Wright - In: God BLESS America!

Out: Liberals driving SUV's - In: Snow machines

Out: No-scoring kids teams - In: Pitt bulls and lipstick

Out: Hair plugs - In: Beauty queen governors
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I Don't Want No Stinkin' Socialized Medicine!

When I was in my mid-twenties, I suffered from a serious kidney ailment. Off and on for five years, my urine would throw off red blood cells. It got so bad that sometimes my urine would be almost the color of a Coca Cola.

That's why I recall an article about the result of the government picking up the tab for kidney dialysis many years ago. The article noted that the costs had exploded from an expected $500 million to $15 billion.

By then I had cured myself of my incurable condition without the help of my kidney doctor. So when I read the article about the soaring costs, I just shook my head.

It was kind of ironic that later, I worked transporting wheelchair-bound patients from nursing homes to large kidney dialysis centers. Long rooms filled with about 30 dialysis units were kept running in shifts because there were so many patients being brought in each day. The patients themselves were almost all on medicare or medicaid.

It was obvious to me that the owners of the equipment would not be interested how I cured myself. No, they were sucking on the government teat. What would they have done with the millions invested in their dialysis machines and staff if patients could cure themselves?

In 2005, Medicare funneled $62 billion of taxpayers' money into kidney dialysis treatments. Hardly anyone was cured...maybe no one.

But the dialysis center's bills were paid. So it was a success at least by that yardstick.

The National Kidney Foundation notes that 80% of all dialysis costs are paid by taxpayers.

Maybe that's why I'm so opposed to socialized medicine. The patients I saw were on a slow road to dying early. The dialysis kept them alive but for most, they would be too exhausted to work or enjoy life.

It seems that my method for curing myself was far better, but so long as there's an easy gravy train that continues to this day, the motivation to find actual cures is greatly diminished..

In other words, innovation goes out the window when the medical infrastructure becomes dependent on taxpayers footing the bill.

My personal cure cost me less than a laptop computer - far less. My kidneys have been working just fine for over 30 years.

If one government controlled disease can cost us tens to hundreds of billions of our hard earned dollars, how hard will the government hammer us to pay for every illness?

Because the my story doesn't stop with bad kidneys.

Two years after I wrote The Doctor Who Cures Cancer, I cured myself of Stage 4 cancer nearly 10 years ago. I must tell you, I didn't rely on the government to do it.

Nope. I cured myself for about $10 or so.

If I'd relied on the government, it would have easily cost $100,000 to $250,000 as a lead up to my funeral. I didn't have the money, so you would have ended up paying for my treatment.

If we want innovation, the last thing we should do is set up an infrastructure called socialized medicine. 'Cuz there's nothing 'social' about puking your guts out thanks to government "do gooders" transferring your wealth to expensive treatments that might not be all that beneficial.

I treated myself out of necessity. It's the mother of invention. Government controlled medicine is the mother of more government controlled medicine.

So ask yourself, do you want more innovation or more government?

For me, with no kidney disease and no cancer, the answer makes me smile.
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What's your "Grain Footprint?" Buy Grain Credits Now!

Hey, if you're feeling guilty about using food for fuel while hungry
people around the world riot due to the shortage of corn, rice and
wheat, don't worry.

You can become grain neutral, simply by buying some of my corn, rice
and wheat credits. If you act now you could save a bundle, because my
"Get Neutral!" grain credits cost half the price of what carbon credits
cost...while they last.

For every hundred credits, we'll plant an almond tree for you on my farm. (It's sort of like a Nature Conservancy program, so as an added bonus, you'll be keeping farm land as farm land instead of being converted into a parking lot for a strip mall.)

Everyone knows almonds are more prized than corn. Which means you'll be doing good. It's the next best thing to actually feeding someone or allowing them to buy
the food you smoked through your tail pipe.

No you won't stop the riots all on your own, but at least you'll have
done something...and that's what counts isn't it! Who knows, maybe the
survivors of the riots will actually benefit from your almond tree
purchase some day.

That's enough to make you drive down the road feeling good!

You'll also get a membership sticker for your SUV or hybrid, letting
people know you CARE about the ethanol problem!
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Iran's nuclear lies busted

(AP) "Shared in the past two weeks was material on a laptop computer reportedly smuggled out of Iran, said another diplomat, accredited to the IAEA. In 2005, U.S. intelligence assessed that information as indicating that Tehran had been working on details of nuclear weapons, including missile trajectories and ideal altitudes for exploding warheads."

Read the whole article.

Umm, "IDEAL ALTITUDES FOR EXPLODING WARHEADS!" This comes after repeated denials by the Iranian leaders that they have any intention to build nukes. But then they do chant "Death to America!" at each of their Revolutionary Council meetings. So maybe they are lying. Ya think?

Iran has already tested firing its Shahab-3 missiles off of freighters at heights ideal for Electro-Magnetic Pulse effects.

If you're not familiar with EMP nukes, ONE well placed detonation over the US could knock out all electrical equipment over the entire US and parts of Canada and Mexico. Iran would probably detonate more than one to make sure it did the job.

All vehicles on the road would have their electrical systems fried. Major roadways would be blocked by dead vehicles. Gas stations would not be able to pump their fuel.

Water delivery to your home would also end once the water towers are empty. So your toilets won't flush.

Your refrigerator would also be dead. You'd have no lights and no a/c.

Basically with the loss of indoor plumbing and access to food and water, the entire population of the nation would die of starvation and pestilence.
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The Doctor Who Cures Cancer news update

Since you are a reader of my blog, you're going to be
receiving advance notice of some really good news.

Twelve years ago I wrote the book The Doctor Who Cures
Cancer. , I've always wanted the god news to reach a wide
audience.

Much to my dismay the publisher sat on the book because I
wouldn't accept his offer to reduce my royalties by 65%.

Recently, I put the book online in an eBook format. (This
isn't the good news I had promised above.) Some readers have taken
advantage and enjoyed it quite a bit.

Here is some feedback I've received already:

"Kelley, I love your writing style... easy readable, honest,
assertive, great sense of humor. You have to continue to
write. This country needs your books."

- Lyudmila Lachac, East Norwich, New York

Here's another:

"I have read a lot of books yet none of them were as clear
and interesting as this book. It’s the only one in the last
60 or 70 books that I couldn’t put down.

"With other books, after a half-hour I’m bored with them.
The Doctor Who Cures Cancer is written in a way that you
understand everything perfectly as you read it –
nobody writes like that!"

- Raquel Sanchez, M.D., Panama City Beach, Florida

Those comments were kind of cool for someone who struggled
at times to complete high school and college. I do love to
write a whole lot, though.

Still, for many people, there's nothing like holding the
book in your hands. Plus it can be easier to read that way.

So here's the good news. By sometime next week,
The Doctor Who Cures Cancer will be available as a real book once again!

I'll let you know as soon as it's ready. You might want to
keep your eye out for my next blog.

Meanwhile, if you want to find out more about the book, here
is the web address: http://snipurl.com/curescancer

The best to you,

Kelley Eidem

Back pain meets its match. Nerve pain, too.

If you've got any nerve pain, or if you know anyone with nerve pain, this might be the best news you've gotten since the day you started hurting.

Here's the story. Since last March, when I fell, I've been dealing with a back problem with burning pain radiating down my leg. I could barely walk 100 yards...it would often take me 2-3 minutes, even with a crutch to assist me. It had gotten worse and worse, with me using a crutch, and with surgery in the near future.

But three weeks ago I suddenly got better. So good that my neurosurgeon told me that it's elective surgery now. This is particularly amazing since he said my back problem was the worst he'd seen since coming to Panama City. But my pain level is only about a 1 out of 10 these days. What happened?

I increased my intake of CoQ10 to 400 mgs a day. (CoQ10 is a supplement that has dropped in cost about 75%, unless you shop at GNC where they are still ripping people off...$21+ for 30 softgels of 100 mgs!) Previously, I had tried 200 mgs. but got no effect from that amount.

From the very first day, I was able to stop using a crutch! The pain is way down.

The amazing thing is that I had no expectation that the CoQ10 would help me in this way. The almost disappearance of my leg pain, and increased mobility, caught me by complete surprise.

Then I gave some to friend, who was also suffering from 24/7 back pain down her leg and told me she didn't know if she could keep living this way. She took 400 mgs. Voila! Her pain also went way down the very first day!

I told a lady at church about it...she'd had some sort of surgery that forced her to use a cane...and she reported back that she had improved 25 to 50%.

I've searched Google far and wide and could find NO reports of CoQ10 anywhere working like it has for me and my friend. So you might say that I am the discoverer of this potentially earthshaking breakthrough! Okay, I'll say it: I am the discoverer of this application of CoQ10.

If you or someone you love has nerve pain, try it out. Vitamin World sells a bottle for 50 softgels of 100 mgs for under $9, so you can find out if it will work for you for very little cash.

If it works for you, please let me know! I'd like to collect some true stories on this, and spread the word far and wide.

Thanks.

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
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Antibiotics banned in the UK?

Doctors in the UK are being advised not to prescribe antibiotics for colds, flues and sore throats. From the UK Telegraph online:

Alan Johnson, the Health Secretary, says it is time to end the unnecessary use of penicillin and other commonly-prescribed pills, which cost the NHS £1.7 billion a year.

	Watch: Why patients should not panic

Using antibiotics too liberally has led to bugs such as MRSA becoming resistant to treatment with the drugs. Most colds, coughs and flu are caused by viruses, which cannot be treated with antibiotics anyway, Mr Johnson points out.

Finally!

If we could get doctors in the US to do the same, the benefits to patients could be huge.

The government led program is designed to slow the spike of MRSA, a deadly bacterial infection that has been sweeping hospitals.

But the real danger of antibiotics far exceeds the hospital danger. Antibiotics allow yeast to spread in our bodies. That can make us crave sweets and excess carbs.

Why? Because the yeast lives on sugar and so does our brain. When we have too much yeast, our brain tells us it is starving. Then our brain walks us to the refrigerator or drives us to the store to buy high sugar and high carb foods.

In other words, antibiotics carry the real risk of causing our pants not to fit. A bigger waistline is a risk factor for all sorts of health problems including depression, heart trouble and diabetes.

Each of those factors decreases the quality of our lives and shortens life expectancy.

In short, antibiotics are dangerous drugs.

By the way, have you ever noticed how one round of antibiotics leads to another and another?

There's a good reason for that. I'll cover it in an upcoming post.
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First some related good news...the price of CoQ10 dropped dramatically about a month or two ago...it's about 75% to 80% lower than it used to be! I read about a year ago that a new manufacturing facility was to open in Texas. Apparently it has opened. Before all the CoQ10 was made in Japan.

As a result of the drop in price I decided to increase my dose from 100/200 a day to 400mgs a day to see if it would increase my energy.

Meanwhile, I'd been dealing with nerve pain in my leg due to a fall which had aggravated an old back injury since infancy that included poorly healed broken bones. Since the fall, I often needed a crutch and had great difficulty walking 100 yards.

In fact, I was looking forward to my appointment with the neurosurgeon...that's how bad my situation was.

Well, to my utter surprise, the CoQ10 did a lot more than increase my energy and help me to sleep better. [B]From the very first day[/B] the nerve pain in my leg has been reduced greatly. Whereas the burning used to be almost all the time, now it's maybe a half-hour a day, and it's less distracting.

Also I can walk without having to think about every step. I can walk a few hundred yards without a crutch and do it more quickly.

I had no prior inkling that the CoQ10 would help me in this way.

I'm not back to 100%, but I'm postponing the surgery...hopefully forever.

I gave some CoQ10 to a friend who was suffering 24/7 from degenerative back pain down her leg that was made far worse from a physical therapy session.

Again, from the very first day of taking 400 mgs, her pain was greatly reduced. She only takes it intermittently now because she suffers from OCD and too much CoQ10 makes her a little hyper. She's trying 100 mgs but that doesn't seem to be helping her much.

I've read that super high doses of 1,200 mgs has helped Parkinson's patients quite a bit, so there is some evidence that it has a positive effect on nerves.

Also, a pharmacist told me that nerves contain fluid. When the nerves swell, it can cause pain that is untouched by NSAID's and heavy duty pain killers. Well, CoQ10 has been shown to be extremely beneficial for congestive heart failure, which is also a fluid problem.

So maybe the CoQ10 is affecting the nerves in a similar fashion. Maybe it's reducing the fluid swelling inside the nerves.

I don't know for sure. My preliminary Google search hasn't turned up anything other than the original question in this thread.

But it might be something to try for any nerve pain to see whether it would help or not. Remember, it did nothing for me as regards my pain and mobility when I took 100-200 mgs. So a half dose didn't produce a half benefit.

I'd be interested to hear if this works for anyone else. If it does, then this accidental discovery sure could benefit a whole lot of people.

Please let me know.Publish Post
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Annual Christmas Letters: Are you tired of them?

Have you ever gotten one of those photocopied annual Christmas Letters that just want to make you gag? You know the ones I'm talking about...they usually have the words "Harvard, Studying in Europe this year, and 'so-an-so' just got promoted to vice president" in them.

Well, here's my salute to them:

Merry Christmas everyone!

This is the time each year when our thoughts turn to love, shopping everlasting, family and friends. Thoughts of diets are postponed until later next week.

I've been remiss in keeping in touch with you, and everyone else for that matter. To make up for it, let me tell you about my exciting year! Hold on to your hats and try not to get jealous.

For starters this year has been one of many, many trips. There were too many in fact to keep track of. The constant traveling can do that. So allow me to just touch on a few marvelous and memorable highlights.

For instance, the was the whirlwind trip to the laundromat, the bank, the landlord, Gulf Power, WalMart, Publix, and the crowning destination, Dixie's Discount Liquors. Somehow, I found my way home with the aid of a very nice young deputy sheriff.

Although I'm not much for fancy howdy-dos, he insisted on introducing me to his fellow associates and gave me a place to stay for the night. They really do treat strangers well down South here. If you ever are lucky enough to meet Officer Billy Bob, do tell him I said hello.

But lest you think that was my only grand escapade, let me tell you about another unexpected extended trip I took. Once again, I was hitting the local happenings when lo and behold, my car wouldn't start. They just don't make 18-year old cars like they used to.

But I turned this minor setback into a win after all. Since I couldn't find the nice officer who was so kind to me before...and besides I'm not one to impose...I went off into the nearby woods and did all my drinking there.

Did you know, if you're in a dark wooded area that you can gain a perspective and make real scientific discoveries. For example, I learned that the earth spins like a top with the center of that top right there in the woods where I hadn't passed out yet.

One of my trips was a real trip. I landed on my ass. It's not all bad, though. It gave me time to think about my fall. Some people who have fallen will tell you that they fell down. Well, duh. Did they really think they were going to fall up!

I didn't need to go off into the woods to figure that one out either.

Anyway, I'd tell you more but my wanderlust is tugging at me again. I wonder if Dixie's is open on Christmas Eve? I sure hope Warden Bubba will let me step out for a minute, it bein' the season and all.

Love, light and laughs, and Ho, Ho, Ho! (No actual ho's were harmed in writing the last sentence.)

Kelley, aka prisoner #98346
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bush surprises Compeon and Ramos with Christmas gift

Dateline Washington, D.C.- GW Bush has reached a compromise in regards to the two federal border agents who shot a major drug Mexican dealer in the ass and got sent to jail for their proficiency.

Instead of a full pardon, America's #1 Compassionate Conservative is sending them to Club Gitmo. Club Gitmo is favored by all criminals and terrorists due to the exclusive idyllic ocean views and breezes, along with the scrumptious catered meals provided by America's finest: the US Military.

"It's not exactly Crawford, Texas, but it's pretty good for not having any patchy grass to look at," Bush admitted.

Whether or not Campeon and Ramos will be allowed to be armed to shoot more illegals in the ass is still under negotiation.
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A Red Ryder BB Gun and Fred Thompson

There are only two things I want for Christmas:
(1)an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

And (2) Fred Thompson to come in first place in the Iowa Caucus (three days before Greek Orthodox Christmas...I had to tie Fred into the Christmas BB gun meme thingie somehow. ;-)!

In the movie "A Christmas Story," Ralphie was real clear about what he wanted for Christmas. He could see it, he could feel it, he could drool over it, despite every setback placed in front of him: "You could put your eye out!"

If we're going to put Fred in over the top, it's time we got real clear about what we want, too.

Fred is the "Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with the compass in the stock." So the question is, how bad do we want our (F)red Ryder? Can you see it, feel it, and drool over it?

Does the thought of NOT getting our Official (F)red Ryder just make us sick? If Fred is going to Ryde, we've got to ride with him.

It's all a matter of the depth of our desire. And our intensity. It's time to let Fred ooze out our pores, just like Ralphie did over his Official (F)red Ryder.

Ralphie never would have gotten his rifle if he merely wanted it...he had to WANT IT!

Don't settle for a lousy football. It's official: Fred! Ride'er to Victory in the Iowa caucus this January 3rd, 2008.

Fred's team needs folks to call the voters of Iowa. They provide everything. The name. The number. The script. Do you want your Fred or not!

All it takes in many cases is for the person you call to hear from you...they respond by thinking "Gosh, I'm not the only one who is for Fred. Maybe he's got a chance after all. I'm going to caucus for him."

But if you don't call that person, they stay home or decide to caucus for someone they saw on TV or whatever. Your call makes all the difference...make the call.

Here's the link to start calling: http://www.fred08.com

Do you want Fred or not? Or do want to settle for a crummy football? It's your call.
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Brightwinger, aka William Kelley Eidem, is the author of The Doctor Who Cures Cancer and It's Not Just For Sex. Your comments and your commercial signature line links are welcome.

At least Hillary didn't steal the silverware this time

The former first lady is getting better. When Hillary left the White House she stole some of the silverware and other property belonging to the White House.

Yeah, she stiffed the waitress and used her story in stump speeches, but this time all the diner's silverware was accounted for.

She's improving, I tell ya!
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William Kelley Eidem is the author of The Doctor Who Cures Cancer and It's Not Just For Sex.

Cholesterol drug fails again

Did you know that ancient Rome didn't crumble merely due to its cultural decline. They fell because they used lead pipes in their aqueducts. Their leaders and populace became stupid and crazy.

Today we face a similar threat, we're being made sick and stupid by the medications so many of us take. The latest evidence is the widely used Zocor.

Zocor, a cholesterol drug, can ruin your sleep, according to the latest study.

Sleep problems are associated with contributing to both weight gain, and diabetes.

So let's do the math here. Zocor is supposed to protect you from a heart attack (har har) but it can lead to diabetes which causes heart attacks, blindness and kidney failure, along with severe nerve pain, and gangrene which can lead to amputations.

Something doesn't add up.

Does this mean you should switch from Zocor to another cholesterol drug? No. All statin drugs block CoQ10, a vital energy producer in the heart. This means all of them promote heart attacks.

There is further evidence that they also lower testosterone and promote amnesia and memory loss. Stay away from these drugs.
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William Kelley Eidem is the author of It's Not Just For Sex and The Doctor Who Cures Cancer.

Is Sloan-Kettering holding out on you?

Today's cancer treatments leave a lot to be desired. First and foremost there is the human suffering. After that comes the huge dollar costs that are involved. In many cases, the costs are made even more outrageous because the cured patient ends up being a mere shell of himself.

Yet the medical community has been at this for a very long time:

"A disease that...can attack a person is perfect health, in the full vigor of early maturity, and in some insidious, mysterious way, within a few months, destroy a life, is surely a subject important enough to demand our best thought and continued study."
- William Coley, M.D., in remarks to the New York Academy of Medicine, 1891Dr. Coley was referring to a young woman whose injured hand had mysteriously transformed into a painful and deadly case of cancer, snuffing out her life in less than a year. Coley was influential in the establishment of Memorial Sloan-Kettering.

It is perhaps more than a little ironic that Sloan-Kettering has since played a part in snuffing out an effective method for curing cancer. About five decades ago, S-K chief medical director, John Heller, M.D., was well aware of a doctor who was curing cancer patients.

Dr. Heller told a fellow physician who had been stricken with a mortal, incurable brain tumor about the doctor who cures cancer, "I don't know how he does it, but people walk in there dead and walk out alive." Heller had known about the outsider's work for 10 years.

The stricken doctor asked Heller if he recommended that he go see him. The Sloan-Kettering Medical Director replied, "Yes, I would."

The Dr. Robert Fishbein, the brain cancer patient, was quite naturally quite curious to know why they weren't using the more effective treatment at S-K. Heller answered, "I'd lose my job. I have to be careful around here. He's foreign. He's strange, and around here he's considered a quack."

Dr. Fishbein, who was predicted to be dead in two to four months was cured. That was in 1962, some forty-five years ago. He was able to return to to the practice of medicine. He has retired, and lives in New Jersey.

It's unfortunate, but do not expect the medical profession to "get around" to offering the treatment.The doctor who cures cancer was Emanuel Revici, M.D. His name is still scorned by the American Cancer Society and in the halls of medicine including at Sloan-Kettering.

It will take a wide wakening and people speaking out. I'm just one person, but together we can fix this health care crisis. It's long overdue...let's not wait another moment.

So once again, it's time to repeat the words of Dr. Coley:

"A disease that...can attack a person is perfect health, in the full vigor of early maturity, and in some insidious, mysterious way, within a few months, destroy a life, is surely a subject important enough to demand our best thought and continued study."

But perhaps we can do more than that - much more. Only this time it's easier - much easier. A cure already exists. You can help in a big way by doing a small thing. Simply visit this link, and then send that link to your email buddy list.

You could also link this message on your blog if you have one.

A cure exists. When enough people are aware of its existence, it will naturally become available wherever it is needed.

Conversely, until enough people see the evidence, this treatment will remains difficult to access for most cancer patients, as it is available in only one medical office at this time. So it is critically important to take action...to benefit cancer patients around the US and around the world.
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William Kelley Eidem is the author of The Doctor Who Cures Cancer and It's Not Just For Sex.

68% More Gen X'ers Risking Erectile & Libido Dysfunction

You might be wondering what cholesterol has to do with killing our enemies.

Forgive me for hammering on the many problems of cholesterol lowering drugs of late. But the news keeps piling up on them. The news is really serious in its implications for both our nation and to the young men and women who could be seriously harmed by these problematic drugs.

Recent news reports indicate more men and women between the age of 20 and 44 could be losing their sex drives, if other medical reports are to be believed. The news is that sales of these drugs has increased by 68% to that age group.

In previous articles, I've noted how the popular cholesterol drugs can hurt patients in different ways:

• Memory loss, and amnesia
• Heart atttacks
• Erectile and libido dysfunction

Can the US afford to have a bunch of Gen X'ers & Gen Y'ers suffering from memory loss and reduced testosterone levels? Are we femininizing our society, turning men into wishy washy wimps?

We are at war, in case our already wishywashy wimp society hasn't noticed. Lowering our testosterone doesn't help when we are faced with millions of fanatics who want to destroy the US.

With Alzheimer's Disease already a grave worry, what happens if we add to that a large number of Cholesterol-impaired brain-addled young adults?

Men need testosterone to maintain their masculinity. Women need a tiny bit to maintain their natural sex drive. All of us need fully functioning brains for as long as possible.

I fear for our future. There are so few voices crying out to stop this madness, with millions of prescriptions being written each year, destroying brains and vitality.

This is no joke. Physicians are becoming more aggressive in prescribing 'Limpitor' and the other statins. Meanwhile, medical bodies keep reducing the mythical number as to what is a safe level of cholesterol.

If you're concerned about your cholesterol, a much safer and effective solution would be fish oil and arginine. Neither will mess with your testosterone or your brain except to help them.
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William Kelley Eidem is the author of The Doctor Who Cures Cancer and It's Not Just For Sex.