For Your Average Genius: bush surprises Compeon and Ramos with Christmas gift

Monday, December 24, 2007

bush surprises Compeon and Ramos with Christmas gift

Dateline Washington, D.C.- GW Bush has reached a compromise in regards to the two federal border agents who shot a major drug Mexican dealer in the ass and got sent to jail for their proficiency.

Instead of a full pardon, America's #1 Compassionate Conservative is sending them to Club Gitmo. Club Gitmo is favored by all criminals and terrorists due to the exclusive idyllic ocean views and breezes, along with the scrumptious catered meals provided by America's finest: the US Military.

"It's not exactly Crawford, Texas, but it's pretty good for not having any patchy grass to look at," Bush admitted.

Whether or not Campeon and Ramos will be allowed to be armed to shoot more illegals in the ass is still under negotiation.
Brightwinger, aka William Kelley Eidem, is the author of The Doctor Who Cures Cancer and It's Not Just For Sex. Your comments and your commercial signature line links are welcome.

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At November 12, 2008 at 5:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder a prick like you can't get any feedback. Ramos and Compeon are innocent and are jailed for protecting sorry asses just like you

At November 12, 2008 at 5:30 PM , Anonymous Kelley Eidem said...

I can see why you'd respond that way to my comments.

My effort was a failed attempt at satire. When I wrote it, it was funny satire. But upon visiting it later, the satire isn't nearly clear enough.

I, too, think that a great miscarriage of justice has been perpetrated against them, and I suspect corruption is at the center of it.

I wish I could recall the name of Bush's buddy on this, but his behavior has been highly irregular since day one.

I personally hope that more border guards shoot more drug runners in the ass and in the heart if need be.

I'm glad to be able to clear up my unclear initial message.

The best to you.

Kelley Eidem
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