Democrats fail to get out the dead fetus vote

Man-oh-man, if all those smart Democratiic women hadn't killed their fetuses between 1973 and 1986, maybe they could have joined up with the MTV/P.Diddy "Vote or die" campaign.

What they might have failed to realize is that too many died BEFORE they could vote. About 10-15 million between 1973 and 1986. so they never reached voting age.

That left a whole lot of us dumb Republicans overpopulating the voting booths since fewer prolife women have abortions than prochoice women do.
Shucks, it was like natural selection in reverse. We dumb Republicans forgot to kill off our progeny like those smart Democrats did.